You know how it is if your fighting with a person they are less likely to put out? (unless they are into angry sex and there will be specific tips on that topic later on) So here’s a way to avoid sex so you can continue Getting Things Done.
So pick a fight, you can be as imaginiative or as cliche as you like. Some suggested insults;
- Your ass is getting bigger
- How is it possible to put weight on your eyelids?
- I think I’m more sexually attracted to a blender
- Sometimes when we’re in bed I think of your mother/sister/brother/father/son/daughter
Pick a fight at least once a day to guarantee that she wont be putting out so when she finally does it will all be over quicker than a fat kid eating a Mcdonalds - so you are keeping your side of the “relations” but still achieving in your daily life…and how is your progress on GTA coming along?
